Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"You're the one who told them they were all going to evolve into birds."
"Honorable Mention? Here comes your Honorable Mention."
Lemming charter flights
Microscopic jerks
"It's the jitters, kids - it comes with the territory."
Before leaving for work, Harold checks his mouth deodorizer.
"I'm not afraid of any accident, because I know my special crystal will ward off any radiation."
"Well ... it all started when the circus train collided with one of those secret government nuclear waste trains."
"This was just kind of a lab joke - we created life from one of Wilson's farts."
"The night was dark and still ... suddenly ... from somewhere ... out on the lawn came the sound of ... the red, red, robin ... just bob, bob, bobbin' along."