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Young Liberace hated practicing in the gym after school.
Seizing his opportunity, the Hamburger Helper Hand makes a desperate lunge for the Pillsberry Doughboy.
"Let's face it, we're a bunch of weenies."
"Keep digging, fellas - I think I hear the highway."
Moms on Pluto
"Say - there goes your teeth."
"Keep that up, young man, and someday you'll stay that way."
The Committee to Decide How Big an Inch Should Be