A Megastar's Mantras -------------------- (Things that Mean a Lot to Me) A is for Australia The land I adore; It's so spotless and clean You can eat off the floor. B is for Boomerang, Which our quaint Abos launch In the hope it will bring back A roast quokka's haunch. C is for Culture Which blossoms unchecked, You can't move in my homeland for Beckett and Brecht. ...more... - Dame Edna Everage, "Neglected Poems and Other Creatures" by Barry Humphries, 1991.