Winners of the Hoagiesville Science and Engineering Fair

Elementary Division

• First Place, Can Geraniums Learn?, Martin Luther Burbank, Jr.
• Second Place, The Effects of Sunlight on Vampires, Jimmy Van Helsing
• Third Place, The Effects of the Plague on Mrs. Fishbein's Fourth Grade Class, Ti Foid

Junior Division

• First Place, Mind Control With the Amazing Hypno Disc, Vito DeMarvellini
• Second Place, The Effects of Steroids on Worms, Homer T. Brickbody
• Third Place, A Home Made Dialysis Machine, Bertha Mayo

Intermediate Division

• First Place, The Science of Bribery, Lotta Funding
• Second Place, Anti-Gravity Pill, Sheldon Glasscow
• Third Place, Number of Sharks in the Water as a Function of Number of Fat People on the Beach, Joe Cousteau

Senior Division

• First Place, A Cure for World Hunger, Alberta Schweitzer
• Second Place, A Study in Scientific-Looking Graphs, Dudley Smartass
• Third Place, GORGO - The Fully-Armed Robot Hall Monitor, Hermann Vader

Volcano and Solar System Division

• Largest Volcano, Delmar Gleep