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"When we told you about our excellent benefits we were, of course, lying."
"So that's why they call you Mister Softee."
"If I only had a brain? Hey, how about if I only didn't have a pole shoved up my ass?"
"Hey Joe - did you know your refrigerator was running?"
"Due to a slight mix-up what we were handing out as the Body of Christ was really the body of Joe Doaks."