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"Don't make me have to come down there."
"Look - we can't all be named Jack."
"A black hole? I thought those things went out with lava lamps."
"Pick the head you like and we'll cut off the other one."
"Is this your skin I found shed under the dining room table."
"You gotta see this, Doris! Joey, do your 'dumb dodo' impression again!"
Kids love the Captain Hook toothbrush.
"Look on the bright side - you're going to clean up on dismemberment insurance."
At the plateglass factory