Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Meet our new anchorman."
"Two points: point one, the rendering is crude and lacks perspective; point two, there haven't been any dinosaurs for 70,000,000 years."
"I say we hot fudge and sprinkle him."
"This sounds like another one of your lousy ideas."
"You've caught some Zs."
"We've got a trace out on a pair of Keds."
Henry the Psychic Bloodhound
The Dawn of Weatherman
"I want to drink your blood, but I'm also a Jehovah's Witness."