Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Piranhas, eh? Sharks, eh? Well, let me tell you about woodchucks."
"These golfers don't know it yet, but we've replaced their usual ball with one made from the core material of a neutron star."
That night all the flowers gathered in the greenhouse to watch their time-lapse vacation photos.
In a perfect example of nature's symbiotic relationships, these tiny and delicate orthodontobirds clean the braces of a normally hostile pre-adolescent.
"There are ways to prevent computer viruses, Pipkin, but Listerine isn't one of them."
Medical supply house novelty clocks
"I remember the first time I asked people to call me Al, even though my name is Bill."