Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Geez - now we all got this thing on our lip."
Dweezo the Amazing Human Paperclip
"Yeah, the last thing I heard that one-eyed freak yell before they
dragged him off to solitary was "One day I'll get you!"
Phone-in the Barbarian
Every day is like Christmas morning at United Parcel Service.