Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"You took the money I gave you for the cartoonist and drew yourself again, didn't you?
"Ok - two tickets to Letterman - but that counts as two wishes."
"I've hung our food in the tree so the bears don't get it at night."
"Are you going to the Christmas party?"
"Can I bring my cell phone?"
Rudolph's gut pile
The One-minute Cartoonist
"I told you to get that checked."