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Lies our mothers told us
"There's something clogging the filter! When's the man coming to fix the heater? We need a new lightbulb! And I want real plants - not this plastic one!"
"This is it, men! We're going over the top. And that's probably as far as we'll get seeing how we're nothing more than soap bubbles."
Group therapy for frogs
"Here's what was bangin' on your radiator."
"This is the Jean-Paul Sartre Room."
"It's Joey - or what's left of him, buried in the fruitcake!"
Accompanied by heavy security, Santa often enjoys touring local shopping malls during the holiday season.
