Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
Missing milk cartons
"I have a man who comes and does that for me."
"That's his way of telling you to wash your socks."
"Behold, Snack-o-nauts - the Ring Dings of Saturn."
"Oh good - it's not some new horrid form of acne. You're just covered with leeches."
"I'm the curator, so I can touch the paintings all I want. See? Touch-touch-touch!"
"And off to your right there's a cute little cloud that looks like a ducky."
"It was the mousse that sucked him under."
The sandwich sign man on his day off