Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Lanacaine?"
"Look at all those little ants? Must be hundreds of 'em. Teeny-tiny red ants. I bet they bite."
Radioactive waste dump dog
"What's this, Higgins? Why isn't your briefcase full of women's underwear?"
"This is my new boyfriend - he's a 3,000-year-old Egyptian prince. He never sweats."
"We have another massive pile-up of traffic helicopters over mid-town."
Shirley Maclaine's past life as an amoeba
"We can always break open the kid."
The exciting early days of cartoon research and development
"Put your head back. If you don't put your head back I won't take your picture."