Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
Tarantaloodles
"Whew! It was my eye! I had the mirror turned around backwards."
"Well, Moby - good thing Sid knew the Heimlich Maneuver."
Gumby's fatal experiment with airplane glue
Cowboy Bob and his M-2 Attack Horse
"Well you can take your new tricks and go to hell."
If John Hancock had been illiterate
"Heh-heh - once again you've reduced the universe as we know it to a couple of silly, meaningless equations."